reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
u forgot these:
- perfect hair
- free clam bra
- u get to lure man
Last one is missing a part.
You get to lure men to their death.
I. AM. WORKING. WITH. THE. CUTEST. BABY. one of the NICU babies I have been working with recognizes my face and smiles at me. The baby was holding my finger during the session and then reached out at me through the crib when I went to leave. Be still my beating heart!
Today an old lady slapped my butt and someone said what was that for?? She responded “it’s okay, that’s our thing”
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78
I literally can’t stop laughing
if anyone asks you what florida is like just show them this
also Florida Man on Twitter
10 hour days with 3 hours of commuting time are funnnnnn.